Part One
The Black Guardian is an asshole.
That dude, is lookin’ good.
Why not be nice to your friends? The Doctor can be such an asshole.
YAAAAACHTS INNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!
Part Two
Apparently Time is a small domain, and Eternity is much bigger. It’s Eternity a part of time?
Hold her on course, man!
Part Three
Dum de dum dum de dum.
A pirate’s life for me, eh Turlough?
HAHAHA! The Doctor is replacing his celery! That’s the best scene of this really silly story.
Part Four
Well, this started with a great soundtrack.
Wow, that dude is super desperate. Go take a cold shower!
Well, I knew that tiara would play a role.
A man wants a companion, and unlike when it was the Doctor’s granddaughter, he’s actually fighting this time.
Grumpy Turlough’s grumpiness killed the Black Guardian.