The Great Detective
More voiceover?
Aww, grumpy Doctor.
Vastra Investigates
Lesbians! I’m saying this like James did in high school the day after the episode of Deep Space Nine aired when Jadzia’s ex shows up and they kiss.
The Snowmen
Whoever said, “let’s put a mouth with teeth on that snowflake” was high as hell.
New opening, and they put Matt Smith’s face into the time vortex. So many bad decisions.
Also, why did Clara run after the Doctor. They had the most boring interaction. There was nothing there to entice a woman.
Also, why is the Doctor just hanging out in Victorian London?
That spiral staircase is rather rickety.
Why wouldn’t someone believe she’s a governess?
How does the word pond in any way relate to expressing how dangerous the pond actually is. The Doctor might hear the word pond and relate it to Amy, but that’s ridiculous.
I like Strax, but I wish they explained him a bit better, and also didn’t insult him by calling him a potato. Why are they so racist?
This is a fast changeover of TARDIS set.
It’s time to murder Clara.
If there’s anything I’ve learned from Doctor Who it’s that anyone can fall from an infinite height and not die. Unless you’re Tom Baker.
Wow, the Doctor is being so creepy.
Winter is coming!
Oh great, and now we have crying children.