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Doctor Who Story 181 – Gridlock

The Doctor is a jerk for taking Martha to New New York. You never pined for Jamie and he was the best companion. I want some happy. Martha’s quick to judge drug use while pregnant in the distant future. She doesn’t know how these drugs affect a baby in utero. Kitty cat! KITTIES!!!! They shouldn’t write this homophobic cat in a way that makes us want to like him. Oh yeah, I forgot the Macra were the baddies in this one. They’re all singing, this is horrible. The bat person makeup is horrible. Think of all the exhaust coming up and going down and all those cars he’s opened up.… Read More »Doctor Who Story 181 – Gridlock

Doctor Who Story 180 – The Shakespeare Code

Okay, the ridiculous witches are great. I don’t remember liking this episode, but that was fun. Okay, I was right, the episode was titled this based on “The DaVinci Code” which was a horrible book. The butterfly effect is important and I love that the Doctor just brushes it off. He also brushes off Martha’s race, but that’s kinda an important factor her time traveling and not something Davies is talented enough to address in a children’s show. Does the author go to every performance of his shows? Why would you should “Author” at the end of a show? Shakespeare is gross. The Globe is smaller than I would think.… Read More »Doctor Who Story 180 – The Shakespeare Code

Doctor Who Story 179 – Smith and Jones

I forgot that we start through the eyes of Martha, and we meet her family right away. I like this. Martha’s dad’s girlfriend is horrible. The Doctor giving Martha his tie (somewhat randomly) is awesome. David Tennant is great. That old lady is the baddie. It’s really quick why I remember that Martha is my favourite of Tennant’s companions. She is lovely. The people just screaming because they’re on the moon are ridiculous. Sure that’s unexpected, but I think I’d be more in awe than panic. The Doctor is an asshole. “Not her, she’ll hold us up.” Though, he is right. The Doctor likes her. It’s a good thing the… Read More »Doctor Who Story 179 – Smith and Jones

Doctor Who Story x – The Sarah Jane Adventures: Invasion of the Bane

Starting off with a voiceover. Not a good start. The sound is really weird. Looks like the Gelfling. Sarah really doesn’t want to know them. This lady is practically twirling her moustache. Sonic lipstick, tee hee. Whoever did that wide angled shot when Wormwood says “Sarah Jane Smith” needs to never work in television again. “I am everyone.” Oh, the belly button thing. “Hello Maria, hello screaming girl.” I liked that. Some good old fashioned alien repellent. Oh Mr. Smith. This is painful. Not sure how many episodes I’ll watch. It might not make it through all five seasons. The good thing is I have Doctor Who season 3 between… Read More »Doctor Who Story x – The Sarah Jane Adventures: Invasion of the Bane

Doctor Who Story x – Torchwood series 1

Everything Changes That theme is terrible. Now that I’ve seen Gwen, I’m remembering how much I hate her boyfriend/husband/whatever. Jack! She’s holding a coffee, the dude, just asks if he can have it. “There’s no procedure any more, it’s a fucking disgrace.” Yeah, you’re right. Don’t take other people’s drinks. Hahaha, Jack doesn’t know how to pronounce estrogen. I’m watching a show with Susie in it, This Way Up. Watching it because of Aisling Bea. She’s great. Ahh, there’s the terrible boyfriend/husband/whatever. Gwen is weirdly hot in a white collared shirt and tie. It was midday, why was there a bar fight at that time? I bet her long hair… Read More »Doctor Who Story x – Torchwood series 1

Doctor Who Serial 178 – The Runaway Bride

This is a nice break from Torchwood. This aired between the 11th and 12th episodes of Torchwood, so I’m hopping over to some more family friendly fare. I’m going to post all the spinoffs by season, so expect season 1 of Torchwood to appear here soon. Donna Nobel coming into the TARDIS and yelling at the Doctor is the best. “Dumbo” is a weird comment on Tennant, maybe Eccleston. Donna’s shock at the TARDIS being bigger on the inside is the best. This is so anxiety-inducing. The Doctor should get an app instead of using strings to pilot the TARDIS, which I don’t quite understand how that works, but you… Read More »Doctor Who Serial 178 – The Runaway Bride

Doctor Who Story 177 – Army of Ghosts/Doomsday

Tardisode Torchwood are a bunch of assholes. Army of Ghosts “Planet Earth, this is where I was born, and this is where I die.” No, you’re going to die on a parallel earth. You didn’t die, and you can’t narrate your own death! This whole terrible thread is making me look forward to Billie leaving. I do love Martha. Jackie kissing the Doctor is amazing. Yay! The Torchwood theme song. Freema’s a babe! The Doctor is more Scooby Doo than Ghostbuster. She’s wearing two bluetooth headsets. That just seems silly. Also, remember bluetooth headsets? I think that’s the first “allons y.” I love Jackie as “Rose.” I want real Martha.… Read More »Doctor Who Story 177 – Army of Ghosts/Doomsday

Doctor Who Story 176 – Fear Her

Tardisode Is that supposed to be a true crime YouTube channel? If it was done now, it would be a podcast. Episode Before we start, this episode sucks. So, old lady should be prime suspect now. Mom wakes up a kids laptop and it’s streaming live news. Really? That’s what a kid was doing on her laptop? This kid needs some mental health support. Wow, this kid is going through some serious trauma and the mom just wants her to forget her dead dad. Who thought it was a good idea to have a Doctor Who story centring around a child? Did she just whisper “feel the love” into a… Read More »Doctor Who Story 176 – Fear Her

Doctor Who Story 175 – Love & Monsters

Tardisode These Tardisodes are really bad. Love & Monsters I love the Scooby Doo scene in this episode. This is the second time they’ve called back to the Slitheen. I love that Elton loves ELO. Stop foreshadowing deaths that aren’t deaths. Ursula doesn’t die. Mr. Skinner’s novel is great. I love this group of people that come together for something silly, a time travelling alien, and just become genuine friends. If this episode were just LINDA hanging out, it would be better. Elton trying to “infiltrate” Jackie is amazing. Jackie’s a slut, and I love it. I also love the high percentage of this episode that features “Mr. Blue Sky.”… Read More »Doctor Who Story 175 – Love & Monsters

Doctor Who Story 174 – The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit

Tardisode This feels like a University student project. The Impossible Planet This is not tense at all when you know the Ood are adorable little creatures. My wife seems to think this is a good episode. I remember it being horrible. “Since when did Humans need slaves?” Umm… Oh, they’ll get the TARDIS back. She just kissed his helmet. Now he has a smear in his eye line. This episode reminds me so much of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Tardisode The production values on this are terrible. The Satan Pit The pit is open. I love that it’s literally the devil. Oh yeah, foreshadowing about Rose’s “death.” I… Read More »Doctor Who Story 174 – The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit