For Volume 1, click here. For Volume 2, click here. For Volume 3, click here. In this edition of Lyrics, we’re going to discuss my favourite misheard lyrics. Back in 1999, Thrush Hermit released their defining record, Clayton Park. During the opening track, they had what is perhaps the best lyric. If I were Phyllis, I’d take a bullet and impress my friends. Who is this Phyllis chick that randomly takes bullets to impress her friends. I’d like to know a bird like that. Turns out it was: If I was fearless, I’d take a bullet and impress my friends. Not nearly as awesome. Next we have a song by… Read More »Lyrics Volume 4: Misheard Lyrics